I turned 37 last month, and whilst I was contemplating what sort of post I ought to write about that, the month went away. Again. Shoot, that just keeps happening. A person who blogs now and then is still a blogger, right? Regardless, I present 37 things from my life this year.
1. I love summer.
2. I am tan this year.
3. Because I have spent the first half of the summer gardening and playing with my kids, in that order.
4. I want to spend the second half playing with my kids and gardening, in that order.
5. I really do have eleven kids.
6. I have given birth to eight.
7. When I tell people I have 11 kids, they look me up and down as if to decide whether they think my body could have done that.
8. This bugs me beyond words, and I want to slap them. Even the nice old ladies.
9. I grew up with eight sisters and six brothers; my kids have 100+ cousins.
10. I really like all those people; I love having a giant family.
11. But I am actually kind of a loner; I revel in solitude.
12. Solitude is in short supply in my very busy life.
13. My kids gave me a kayak for my birthday.
14. It only has one seat.
15. But now I have to learn to roll the thing.
16. I have always been terrified of water, so this freaks me out.
17. As a child, I sometimes had panic attacks in the bathtub.
18. But a solo kayak trip down a quiet river would be worth overcoming this.
19. Besides, I would get great arms.
20. I have always wanted Linda Hamilton Arms. You know those arms she's got in Terminator? Yeah those. I gotta get me some arms like those.
21. And then I should color my hair
22. But I can't really afford a quality color-job right now.
23. Yeah, that "afford" thing is the very reason I need hair color... Before my whole simultaneous have-a-newborn/run-a-major-business/crash-course-retail thing, I had no grey.
24. Now I have kind of a lot.
25. I usually don't mind.
26. But I will mind less when I drop ten pounds and get Linda Hamilton Arms.
27. I typically bike, walk or just be busy for exercise.
28. I don't like going to the gym all that much.
29. Feeling great and having energy are much more important to me than weight.
30. I am [generally] happy with how I look.
31. But I'd like to be "tougher."
32. (Although my kids say I'm tough.)
33. But I'd like to do a bike tour or a race.
34. Or a nice long kayak trip.
35. And as nice as solo is, Jonathan is invited.
36. I think that would be even better.
37. As long as I still have my own boat.